The Knight Life by Keith Knight for December 27, 2015

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The creepiest guy in the world lays out his new years resolutions... I resolve to grunt louder and more in appropriately... during all pilates and yoga classes!! I resolve to buy at least 3 dozen travel sized tubes of petroleum jelly every trip to the supermarket!! I resolve to leave half eaten chicken wings... in rest rooms all across this great nation!! I resolve to collect all my cut toe nails and ear wax for a year... only natural ingredients!! and make delicious holiday stew next december!! stay creepy my friends!!