The Knight Life by Keith Knight for December 18, 2016
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Cop: You're probably wondering why I stopped you!! I need you to fill out this survey about this traffic stop!! KK: "did the officer stop you for dubious reasons? was the cavity search respectful? Isn't "respectful cavity search " an oxymoron? CoP: Calling me names won't make it easier!!
Wait, now Keef is getting stopped, too? Why would a policeman just randomly stop a man driving down the road minding his own business. He probably was in too nice a car: that’s reasonable.