The Knight Life by Keith Knight for December 29, 2020
Transcript:
MY uncle owen bought me a Darth Vader mask during a visit to disney world in 79. Sorry, Little guy. You're too short to go on space mountain. You will let me on this ride... I won't let you on this ride. You will let me on this ride... I won't let you on this ride! Despite my best efforts the force was not with me.
Way back in 1979 Star Wars was still a 20th Century Fox property. Disney came much later.