The Knight Life by Keith Knight for April 27, 2021
Transcript:
Cop: Ugh...Hand me a barf bag! KK: what have you got against firmen? Cop: Those pole dancers have it easy!! They hang around their clubhouse playing pool and watching cable on the taxpayers dime! Its outrageous!! KK: Don't cops get to beat up and shoot people? Cop: Gosh...Imagine what we'd be like if we didnt have that!!
Well, Mr. Cop, I live about half a mile from a fire station, and I hear them going out on calls many times every day—not much time for playing pool. And, oh yeah, sometimes they are hurt or even killed on those calls while they are busy saving property and lives. I think my dime is being well spent.