The Knight Life by Keith Knight for April 27, 2021
Transcript:
Cop: Ugh...Hand me a barf bag! KK: what have you got against firmen? Cop: Those pole dancers have it easy!! They hang around their clubhouse playing pool and watching cable on the taxpayers dime! Its outrageous!! KK: Don't cops get to beat up and shoot people? Cop: Gosh...Imagine what we'd be like if we didnt have that!!
LeslieBark over 3 years ago
Well, Mr. Cop, I live about half a mile from a fire station, and I hear them going out on calls many times every day—not much time for playing pool. And, oh yeah, sometimes they are hurt or even killed on those calls while they are busy saving property and lives. I think my dime is being well spent.
bxclent Premium Member over 3 years ago
there are always the donuts – try killing a few of those instead
ChazNCenTex over 3 years ago
I’d like to imagine that, policemen who aren’t always on for violence.
Doctor Toon over 3 years ago
A car was pulled over down the street from where I live close enough for me to get a good view of what was going on through my front window
Guns drawn, “Get out of the car!” On a speaker, it was a tense situation for about half an hour
Took 2 hours for 2 squad cars and 4 officers waiting for a truck to come get the car
That time didn’t look very productive from where I was sitting
Our tax dollars at work
Miss Buttinsky Premium Member over 3 years ago
Has Keith set off a firestorm here?