The Knight Life by Keith Knight for May 15, 2021
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Transcript:
TEXAS CHAINSAW BBQ: RIP Cop: we found your husband hanging upside down on a meat hook in the kitchen! we've been trying to shut down this place since it opened ! we finally got a serious tip we could follow up on!! KN: what was it? rumors of cannibalism? Mayhem? Madness? Cop: Improper use of salad forks?
Well, the restaurant was shut down, anyway and he’s luckily safe and sound. That’s what counts.