The Knight Life by Keith Knight for December 23, 2021
Transcript:
Gunther gimme a happy meal!! We no longer serve "happy: meals!! The name has been abolished due to critics that it, along with cute toys and our clown mascot, enticed kids to make unhealthy choices!! GuntherL Okay -- gimme whatever yer calling em nowadays!! One melancholy meal to go!!
Oh no! Social crusaders have ruined happy meals! God save us from over zealous do-gooders.