The Knight Life by Keith Knight for February 13, 2023
February 12, 2023
February 14, 2023
Transcript:
ZIMBABWEAN ZOMBIE VOTER
Name?
"UNNGH"
-voter check in-
Wow!! Thats the thousandth "UNNGH" to check in today!! You come form a large family !!
--grunt--
want....B-B- BRAINS!!
"Brains'? Dont think we have any brain on the ballot!!
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Note of interest: the zombie is white. I wonder what that might mean.
Skeptical Meg almost 2 years ago
Or in the line to vote, in large swaths of the country.
mokspr Premium Member almost 2 years ago
A lot of Zimbabwean voters would probably agree with that registrar.
Miss Buttinsky Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Can we all spell A L L E G O R Y?
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
Zombies are NOT allowed to vote unless they can prove they made no effort whatsoever to study the political issues when they were alive. :(
face.less_b almost 2 years ago
I’m sorry ma’am, I think he is trying to hit on you. He’s one of those rare guys who wants you for your brains.