The Knight Life by Keith Knight for March 13, 2024

The duffer sliced his drive off the fairway ona golf course in County Cork. When he found his ball, he realized it had hit a leprechaun on the head, and knocked him out. The man administered first aid, and the leprechaun revived. Grateful, the leprechaun said he would grant any wish the man wanted. The man said that he truly needed nothing, and left. The leprechaun decided that he would do the man a favor, and make him the best lover in Ireland. A few months later, the man is playing the same course, and encounters the same leprechaun. The leprechaun came up with a knowing smile asked, “Hare things?“ The man said fine. The Leprechaun asked about his love life. The man responded that it was OK, and had sex about every two weeks. The leprechaun was astonished and said “what? I made you the best lover in Ireland. You should have lots of partners.“ And then responded that he was doing OK, considering that he was a Catholic priest in the small town in rural Ireland.