The Knight Life by Keith Knight for April 02, 2024
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April 03, 2024
Transcript:
Back 2 school little victories! #903: you wake up a minute before the alarm goes off!! Eazy squeezy!! yes!! #904: The new toasters first offering is perfect!! Lightly browned slight crunch but not too much #905: your parents buy you a shirt you want to wear!! yes! nice cool #906: The school cafeterias new menu has healthy stuff you'll actually eat! ooh! tasty!! #907: You get seated next to the cute of the class! yes! yes! #908: You've grown two inches taller than the kid who bullied you last year No hard feeling ...ok? yes!
The girl-thugs who’ve harassed you all year and who are trailing you home, say, just as you are passing the yard of the big scary dog that you’ve befriended, “Let’s rush her and take her purse”, in your hearing so that you are warned. As they run up behind you, you swing your 10 lb purse (back in the day, high-school girls carried everything in their purses) and whack one girl-thug in the head, while the big scary dog is trying to protect you by barking and lunging at the flimsy fence like he wants to rip off their faces. They run away and never bother you again!!! Even after 65 years I cherish that little victory!