>inventoryYou have a hamster, a paint canvas, one tube of paint, muffins, an axe, and an expired Boston subway pass.>throw axe at oscar wildeYou miss. The only effect is that Oscar Wilde is pouting now.>look at paintWhich paint do you want to look at?>look at tube of paintIt is an ordinary tube of oil paint. The color is “dorian gray”.>paint oscar wildeOscar Wilde moves away from you when you try to paint him.>paint a portrait of oscar wildeI see no brush here.>use hamster as brushThe hamster violently objects.>feed muffins to hamsterThe hamster happily eats the muffins and goes to sleep.>use hamster as brushThe hamster does not object to being covered in oil paint.>paint a portrait of oscar wildeYou paint Oscar Wilde’s portrait in dorian gray.>show portrait to oscar wildeThat has no effect.>get axeTaken.>hit portrait with axeYou tear the portrait.>show portrait to oscar wildeOscar Wilde pouts more deeply. Only his feelings are hurt.You have just wasted valuable time and resources trying to kill Oscar Wilde when you could have just said “Excuse me” and walked by him.You have been eaten by a grue.
>inventoryYou have a hamster, a paint canvas, one tube of paint, muffins, an axe, and an expired Boston subway pass.>throw axe at oscar wildeYou miss. The only effect is that Oscar Wilde is pouting now.>look at paintWhich paint do you want to look at?>look at tube of paintIt is an ordinary tube of oil paint. The color is “dorian gray”.>paint oscar wildeOscar Wilde moves away from you when you try to paint him.>paint a portrait of oscar wildeI see no brush here.>use hamster as brushThe hamster violently objects.>feed muffins to hamsterThe hamster happily eats the muffins and goes to sleep.>use hamster as brushThe hamster does not object to being covered in oil paint.>paint a portrait of oscar wildeYou paint Oscar Wilde’s portrait in dorian gray.>show portrait to oscar wildeThat has no effect.>get axeTaken.>hit portrait with axeYou tear the portrait.>show portrait to oscar wildeOscar Wilde pouts more deeply. Only his feelings are hurt.You have just wasted valuable time and resources trying to kill Oscar Wilde when you could have just said “Excuse me” and walked by him.You have been eaten by a grue.