Here’s what’s really happened: the gays and lesbians got together with the feminists, abortionists, climate scientists, evolutionists, Planned Parenthood and the former members of ACORN. Led by a polyamorous bisexual Pagan priestess they did a ritual dance dedicated to Zeus, Thor and Satan* to call up the storm and show the Republicans, the wingnuts and the goddies just what could happen when they got irritated. It’s a warning not to get them seriously pissed off.
*The atheists backed out when the Pagans and their deities got involved. They are planning to send an unmanned probe into space to search for Russel’s Teapot.
Here’s what’s really happened: the gays and lesbians got together with the feminists, abortionists, climate scientists, evolutionists, Planned Parenthood and the former members of ACORN. Led by a polyamorous bisexual Pagan priestess they did a ritual dance dedicated to Zeus, Thor and Satan* to call up the storm and show the Republicans, the wingnuts and the goddies just what could happen when they got irritated. It’s a warning not to get them seriously pissed off.
*The atheists backed out when the Pagans and their deities got involved. They are planning to send an unmanned probe into space to search for Russel’s Teapot.