New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for June 19, 2019

As long as it wasn’t pink.

I watched a few minutes of his Orlando speech. Someone taught him how to use a teleprompter. I didn’t know he was that trainable.

That wouldn’t be Mr Harold Mexico, would it?

Ambrose Bierce once defined “erudition” as “Dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.” This wankmaggot doesn’t even have the dust, and probably doesn’t even know what a “book” is. The ignorance of this waste of human cytoplasm rises to exospheric levels.

The articles I saw said it LOOKED like a blank piece of paper. It didn’t help when he got mad when asked to show it. When they found out it wasn’t they stopped that story and printed what it said. This whole thing could have been prevented if he didn’t stonewall the press.

Well when you live in the land of make believe you can dream, dreams too impossible to believe and build lavish hotels in communist countries where the only people who can stay at one works for a foreign dictator.

Yes, Balloon-butt IS this ignorant…

Prussian emblem on the flag. Hey Wilhelm?

Great economy,fake news, crooked Hillary….gee where have we heard that before? Oh yeah, just about every tweet for the last two years.

He never learned to comb his hair -what he’s got left of it…that’s why he wears that same cockamamie Wig-Hat day and night….

HRH is in Doonesbury now?

Remember his Press Conference when he pointed to a table stacked with about 100 unlabeled file folders, each filled with approximately 50 sheets of apparently untouched white printer/copier paper that he claimed was his plan for replacing the ACA (yet wouldn’t let anyone take a look at)? PT Barnum would be proud.

Purple crayon is what his Self-Pardon will be written in, too.