Man: I’m twice a widower, you should know.
His Date: I’m sorry to hear that. What happened?
Man: My first wife died from eating the wrong kind of mushroom. My second wife died from severe head trauma.
Date: How did that happen?
Man: She wouldn’t eat her mushrooms.
Man: I’m twice a widower, you should know.
His Date: I’m sorry to hear that. What happened?
Man: My first wife died from eating the wrong kind of mushroom. My second wife died from severe head trauma.
Date: How did that happen?
Man: She wouldn’t eat her mushrooms.