I think the poor guy’s lonely - the inconsiderate scientists probably just cloned one mammoth. Now he’s turned to alcohol to counter his blues and the only way he can afford to drown his sorrows is to sell some ivory. The least they could do is hook him up with a fat elephant who is out of touch with modern society. Perhaps Haley Barbour would be up to the task?
I think the poor guy’s lonely - the inconsiderate scientists probably just cloned one mammoth. Now he’s turned to alcohol to counter his blues and the only way he can afford to drown his sorrows is to sell some ivory. The least they could do is hook him up with a fat elephant who is out of touch with modern society. Perhaps Haley Barbour would be up to the task?