The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for July 18, 2020

What about bartender.

I’ll take a Bud Light please. (I actually have a nephew with that name — my brother is hi-LAR-ious.)

Now, where’d I put that electric tennis bat…

I hear the flavor of the Camper is more in tents…

how about camper van beethoven…?

I’ll have a draft of “Drunken Camper”

What? No “hair of the dog?”

Must be ladies’ night

I was out with the ladies last night. I had them eating out of my hand… and arm, and leg, and neck…

I’ll just have the house red.

I like Buffalo Hunter Stout.

Whatever, as long as it gives me a buzz.

How about a Bloody Mary?

I’ll have a “Type A” neat.

Any Blood Lite on tap?

I’m itching just reading this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

“…and a honeysuckle nectar for him”

New style blood bank? :>)