Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 16, 1999

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tom the dancing bug's super-fun-pak-comix make room for dada dada, scott took my train! it's my train give it back! dada! ham parking zoot suit! alcohol and spousal abuse funnies why do you have to come home drunk every night? so's i can stand sleeping next to your ugly puss. fun-pak team-up, featuring ace powell and mikey avalanche! our only chance is to dive into the snow, then dig out! i like snow 'cause it's wet, but you can hold it. pud reilly, hall of famer lookit these whippersnappers crowding the plate in my day, they'da gotten a conk on the head put 'im inna hospital. an'then they'da beat up his children, i'll tell you what. they don't know how to play the game no more. classic comix not a substitute for reading the text or for classroom discussion of text. the old man and the sea i have hooked a mighty fish! i have achieved glory by defeating this noble beast. oh, shaddup, already, ya silly! doug the cartoon character who refuses to say or do anything that's it -- don't do anything. stay perfectly still... they can put me in a comic strip, but they can't make me perform. I'm giving 'em nothing! hold it! I'll bet they're reading my thought balloons! nuts.