Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 04, 2000

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GODMAN: The Superhero With Omnipotent Powers this week: Crime or Punishment A brutal slaying in a dark alley! Killer: you missed your last payment, Stevens! Suddenly God-Man Appears! Killer: God-man! God-Man prepares to asset his omnipotence power. Killer: No. ...But then vanishes, leaving the scene apparently unchanged. Killer: Huh? He must have done something! Maybe he rearranged the universe so that the police will be certain to catch me. Hmm... or so that I'll suffer some other seemingly unrelated retribution... But he could have brought Stevens back to life... ...or prevented me from killing him in the first place! ...Or reversed time to before I killed him... Maybe God-Man's plan is that by NOT punishing me, he's telling me I live in an amoral universe... ...and that's the worst punishment of all! Back at the god-hideout: God-Man: Ah! I did leave the coffee maker on! Good thing I rushed right back!