Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 19, 2000

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Billy Dare, Boy Adventurer in -Smugglers' Cape- Ch. LXIV: Home Run Hero! Billy: Good gravy! I made it to the game just in time! Teammate: You're up, Billy Dare! Billy: Hmm... Hanging curve. Suddenly! Billy: Jumpin' jeepers! A xornu assassin from dimension Z! It must've been sent here by Dr. Mordu! I've got some hand grenades in my backpack. I'll fire some fastballs down the middle... ...and into it's mouth! Hot dog! That did it! Coach: Uh, Billy... We'd like you off the team! Billy: Why? I just saved everyone! And I hit a home run! Coach: Yes, but every kid--and adult--here has been traumatized for life by the horror of what we saw... Kid: Mr. Vilani is having a heart attack! Billy: Well, okey-doke. Coach: And, please! Clean this up! We have a game here tomorrow. Billy: Whew. Why does everything from Dimension Z smell so bad? Next: Drama at the DUMP!