Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 03, 2001
January 27, 2001
February 10, 2001
Transcript:
Super-Fun-Pak Comix Robot Siamese Twins Dude: How can there be robot siamese twins?! Robot 1: How the hell would we know? Robot 2: God help us! Cast Away: The Comic Strip Island Guy: A FEDEX package! It's a Kenmore 12-cup drip coffee maker! I'll call you Kenmore! Post-Modern Gags! Husband: I feel compelled to ask: "Will you draw my bath?" Wife: As the smart-alec wife, I should answer: "Charcoal or pencils?" But frankly, I feel ambivalent about the whole thing. Selfish Gene GF: Gene! You're my boyfriend! Gene: So? GF: So why are you kissing Lindsay? Gene: I'm just maximizing my differential reproductive success, baby. Trevor the Inanimate Object Woman: Someone needs to shovel the walk! Man: Don't bother asking Trevor--He's an inanimate object! The Refreshing Honesty of Children "Daddy, if you quit drinking, would Mommy stop sleeping with Mr. Rooney?" "Mister, you're rich and ugly, but your wife is beautiful. Do you pay her for intimacy?" "Whoa! Who did that? Go easy, people. I'm dying down here."
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