Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 10, 2001

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The Fugitive II Wire fraud. Racketeering. Trading with the enemy. Income tax evasion. The Chase Begins. 2000, Switzerland Marc: Darn this fugitive lifestyle to heck! I'm sick of watching the Super Bowl at midnight! Gerhard: Sir, someone is trying to break into the mansion! Marc: Must be a federal marshal! Or a bounty hunter! Gerhard, call my banker! I'll escape through the secret tunnel! He's in the tunnel! He's right behind me! No, he's ahead! Trapped! I... er... didn't do it!! Bill: I don't care! Marc: Y-You don't? Bill: Nah! You hired my buddy as your lawyer, so I thought I'd come out and see if any of your ex-wives or relatives wanted to donate to the Democratic Party! Wink, wink. 2001, U.S.A. Marc: Thanks for the pardon, Bill. Bill: Aw, heck! When you're wealthy, eluding the law for a while is punishment enough!