Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 26, 2001

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Less-Than-Mysterious Man Man: Less-Than-Mysterious Man! Less-Than-Mysterious Man: Actually, I'm Rob Randall. I live over on East St. Man: Oh. Less-Than-Mysterious Man: Yeah. My social security number is 207-34-9076. LTMM Less-Than-Mysterious Man: I was a virgin til I was 24. Well, I gotta go. Man: Uh, bye, Rob. Comix For Cro-Magnon Mixed Relationships Woman: We're just too different, Matt. Woman: Must you always be so...UNREALISTIC? Matt: That's just my style! Peppy Peppers Man: God, I hate writing and drawing this. Woman: Crap, well, at least I'm Child: Almost done. Man, I sure hope I never slip up and somehow let Man: People know how I despise this Woman: Moronic strip. The Two-Fisted Justice of Judge Scalia Judge Scalia: Hold on, Clarence! Wait til he lights up! Okay, NOW! Clarence: Freeze, pothead! CRASH Next: Harsh Medicine! Marital Mirth Man: URK