Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 05, 2001

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The Superhero with Omnipotent Powers! This Week "To Strike Back At Terror!" We find GOD-MAN on a mission to the Middle East! God-Man: There he is! Afghanistan God-Man: Bin Laden! You CUR! Osama Bin Laden: No! Man: But God-Man! If you're OMNIPOTENT, instead of PUNISHING us, why didn't you PREVENT our attack in the first p-- God-Man: AH, SHUT UP! Terrorist: So this fight represents the conflict between the Western notion of God and... God-Man: I SAID, "SHUT UP"! Terrorist: OOF Terrorist: Why no philosophical banter? Aren't you a character the author uses to make satirical comments on religion and cult-- God-Man: NOT ANYMORE! God-Man: Now I'm a vehicle for his wholly un-ironic fantasies of violence and rage. God-Man: Basically, the author wanted to draw someone punching people. God-Man: I wonder if this helps. Not really. Next: "No Satirists In A Foxhole!"