Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 03, 2002

Transcript:

The Adventures of Sam Roland The Detective Who Dies in "A Death Most Fatal" A foul rain descended on the city as Sam Roland took a hearty bite from his chicken salad sandwich... knock knock Sam: Come in. urk. Vic: Mr. Roland, my name is Victoria Farnsworth, and I'm being blackmailed by my chauffeur! Sam: ...chicken... ...bone. Vic: He has photographs of me conversing with a certain art dealer of unsavory reputation. Sam: Ak. Water. BAM Giles: Farnsworth! I thought I told you to keep yer trap shut! GO to a shamus, will you...?! Sam: Owf. OoP: Giles! clap clap Dude: Nice performance, Giles. But I know you both cooked up this phony blackmail plot! OoP:...So you could horn in on my art smuggling operation! Giles: Well, we will get in on the action -- one way or another! Same: aauk trip Vic: Giles! No! Sam: Urh BONK The rain pounds on. A crooked scheme failed to meet its crooked mark. But, except for his death, nothing's changed in this rotten city for Sam Roland, the detective who dies!