Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 24, 2002

Transcript:

The top-secret plan for Iraq. A one-man force is dropped over the no-fly zone of Iraq. When a regime change is needed, you don't have the luxury of doing nothing. Action is required, and he's the man to get the job done. He's been called upon to install a regime before, and he won't hesitate to do it again! Under cover of night, he finally reaches the palace in Baghdad. He stealthily approaches his target: Saddam Hussein! Sadam: Judge Scalia! Scalia: That's right! And I rule that Ahmed Chalabi is the new ruler of Iraq! You're out! Sadam: But my laws state... Scalia: I'm sorry, your time to object lapsed three minutes ago! Sadam: Curses! I suppose you're going to install a democracy here now! Scalia: Well... That's a relative term. Let's see... Next mission: California!