Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 05, 2002

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Russ 'N Guss in "DOMESTICATED" Russ: Chee! Now I'm laid off, and my portfolio is in the toilet! Russ: Boy, I've got plenty of questions. Gus: Like...what happened to the corporate executives who raided the market? Russ: Most are sitting pretty with millions! Gus: Or occupying the executive branch of our government. Russ: Yeah, and how come we're still waiting for all those Enron indictments? Russ: Unemployment's up. Poverty's up. The deficit's up. Gus: And Bush still wants to cut taxes for the rich?! Russ: And giving up forests to logging companies to prevent forest fires? How dumb does he think we are? Russ: And on education-- George W. Bush: Hold on! Stop the comic strip! George W. Bush: Haven't you heard about my plan to invade Iraq? Hello? It's a national crisis! George W. Bush: Now, I'm all for debate, so proceed with your questions, but GET WITH THE PROGRAM! Russ 'N Gus in "WACKY IRAQI" Russ: So, do you think Bush is being overzealous in protecting us? George W. Bush: Now that's better.