Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 22, 2003

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Thanks for comin' to... Honest George's Car Lot! Bush: Our customers keep comin' back! Now, I now you weren't happy with this little number, but that was an honest mistake on my part. I mean, what do I know about that stuff? California Energy Crisis is the result of "Supply and Demand" Bush: And, yes, you came back a little hot under the collar after I sold you these two babies. Enron bankruptcy shows "The Genius of Capitalism" Tough Corporate crime and accounting reforms are coming Bush: But, god bless ya, you let me sell you these coupla beauts! And I know they turned out to be lemons... ...But, hey, I still believe in 'em. Budget surpluses next 5 years Tax cuts for the rich will spur growth And you gave me the benefit of the doubt, bless your soul, and bought these! And I have to admit I fibbed a bit on one or two of 'em. No child Uniter not a divider compassionate con environmentalism education president Bush: But cross my heart -- Ya gotta trust me on this one! It's a killer! And it won't give you a bit of trouble! And you don't have to pay now--you can pay later! Iraq War