Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 26, 2003

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Karl: Uh-oh, George. Remember that jalopy you sold last spring? It's being PUSHED ONTO THE LOT! George W. Bush: Shoot! Here we go! Call the shop, Karl! I'll handle this! Welcome Back To HONEST GEORGE'S CAR LOT! George W. Bush: YEE-HA! WE STAND BY EVERY SALE!! George W. Bush: Howdy! Great to see ya again! Don't tell me you're having trouble with this fine vehicle! George W. Bush: Leseee -- the bill of sale DOES say that about uranium from Africa -- it's not true? My MECHANIC told me to say that! Let me get him over here! George W. Bush: Tenet, you're lucky I don't FIRE you! Now, get outta here! IRAQ WAR George W. Bush: Well, what're ya gonna do? It's just one li'l sentence! And that's not REALLY why you bought this baby, is it? IS IT? Man: Look! You got the car...me and my buddies have the MONEY! DEAL WITH IT!! You gonna call me a LIAR?! George W. Bush: I didn't think so. Okay, then. B-bye! Karl: Uh, George! That "tax cuts for the rich" heap is getting towed onto the lot...