Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 16, 2003

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling A Terminator Comic Strip DING DONG 1953. Terminator: Gray Davis? Gray:Yes? Terminator: I haff come BAHK een TIME to prefent a CATASTROPHIC FUTURE een CALIFORNIA! A future of soaring debt und financial ruin! Terminator: A RECALL has sent me to "rewrite" history, wiping out the very existence of your election as governor! Gray: Oh! So, I'LL be to blame for the burst dot-com bubble, the energy companies' fraud, and President Bush's disastrous policies?! Terminator: Vot a veenie! You ah now RECALLED! BAM BAM Larry: Arnold? Terminator: Yes...? LARRY FLYNT? Larry: Your governorship was also bad enough for 900,000 signatures to send ME back in time to recall YOU! Gary: Not so fast, Larry! Larry: Huh? GARY COLEMAN?! BLAM! BAM! Robocop: There he is! And so, the democratic process continues its course in California... Gary: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout? Robocop: You're recalled! Voice: No, YOU'RE recalled! Please Note: Despite the use of the excruciatingly obvious "Terminator" analogy, no "Total Recall", "Running Man" or "Jungle All The Way" puns were used in the making of this comic strip.