Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 06, 2003

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Pavlov's Dog Dog #1: Now remember, he's tricked us before! Dog #2: Let's show some dignity. RING RING Dog #1: Aw, man. There we go again! Drooling like idiots! Dog #2: I'm so weak. Gratuitous Epliog Comics Woman: I'm hot from the sun. Barry: I'm Barry, from Earth. Gratuitous Epliog Two Months Later... Mayor Wackyweed, and Odd Drug References Mayor: Mary Jane! The wizard stole your magic grass seeds! Girl: Oh no, Mayor! PUFF Mayor: Yay! It's Herbie Roach! Will you help us? Um...cannabis. Blog-O-Comic Yesterday, ComixBlog ridiculed my positive appraisal of Mondays' Born Loser. Yet he praised the same gag when it was used in the 5/13/01 Luann! What a hypocrite! Please donate generously so that I can continue Blog-O-Comicing! PayPal Visa Mastercard The Year Santa Hated Christmas, But Only For A Moment Santa: I'm FED up with Christmas! Santa: You mean you won't bring toys to the children? Santa: Ah, who'm I kidding? Merry Christmas! Non-Recurring Characters Dog: Hey, we just popped into existence! Dog #2: Gosh! Dog: Where are we? Dog #2: Hmm...a series of sequential boxes... Dog: I feel like we're supposed to be doing something! Dog #2: Are we here to entertain? Dog: We don't have much time to figure it out! Dog #2: Uh...maybe a joke? Dog: Too late. It's over. Dog #2: Goodbye, old friend.