Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 19, 2004

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SUPER-FUN-PAK COMIX Bess the Amazing Talking Cow Nerd: I've taught Bess a vocabulary of 10,000 words. Bess: Moo. Dude: So why does she only say "Moo"? Bess: Moo. Nerd: That's all that's ever on her mind. Bess: Moo. Young Guy With an Old-Guy Face Guy: Dude, in like 30 years, you'll look sorta normal... ...but right now, you're freaking me out! Amazing yet Tautological Each year America consumes enough egg salad... ...To give each American an annualized national-average serving of the tasty concoction! Ben Affleck's Hemorrhoids Husband: You invited Ben Affleck's Hemorrhoids?! Wife: You said they were adorable! Husband: No... I said they were "acute"! This is intended solely as satire. The author professes no knowledge of the existence (nor severity) of hemorrhoids on Mr. Affleck. Chaos Butterfly Brazil. Flap! Nine days later, Chicago. Man: Hi, I'm ho... Wha? #&@%! Chaos Butterfly! Zan-Tarr, King of the Ape Lice Gentleman: ...And so I said, "Begone, street urchin, and take your rancid apples with you!" Mary: Zan-Tarr is doing quite well. He's really taken to civilization. Sir: Indeed. It only proves my theory that even if a man is raised in the jungle by lice, his inherent... OoP: Help! Sir: Zan-Tarr! In god's name, ...it's a wig!