Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 04, 2004

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President Kerry Day 1 Dude: Mr. President, what color do you want the curtains in your office? Kerry: Let me think about this... The color I choose, for my curtains, in this great nation, at this time, is green! Adv 1: Sir... Green will clash with the yellow couch! Adv 2: And green will look bad in your televised speeches! Kerry: Well, let me clarify. When I chose green, I made that decision based on certain information that was given to me that may have... OoP: So you don't want green? Kerry: I'm going to consider this in my inner office. Well, what's the focus group say? Nerd: Blue is getting strong support! Kerry: ...And so I choose, in this great nation of ours, blue curtains! Flashback President Bush: Day 1 OoP: Sir, your blue curtains are in... Bush: Blue?! Invade Iraq because of W.M.D.s... No, to free the Iraqis! And cut taxes on the wealthy because the economy is robust. No, because of the recession!