Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 02, 2004

Transcript:

The Cabinet on NBC Contestants take on their assignments. Then... They must face the wrath of The President! Bush: You're fired! He's a tough taskmaster who expects results! Whose head will be on the chopping block in this episode of "The Cabinet"? Here's the Recap Episode 1 OoP: Condi, you were project leader for National Security, and we suffered the most devastating terrorist attack in U.S. history! Bush: You're not fired! Episode 2 OoP: John, as attorney general you ignored counterterrorism before 9/11, and you've got a poor record on prosecutions and captures since! Bush: You're not fired! Episode 3 OoP: Colin, our national reputation and status have never been lower. Your case for W.M.D.s in Iraq has made the U.S. a laughing-stock. Bush: You're not fired! Episode 4 OoP: Rummy, your plan for the occupation of Iraq has been an incompetent disaster at best, and criminal at worst. Bush: You're not fired! Bush: So, now it's the end of the first season. America is in shambles, and you're all still here! Hmm... Maybe someone else should be fired...? Hmm... But... Who?! Cheney: Mr. President, Americans lost 3 million jobs during your administration. Bush: Good enough! As long as someone was fired! Let's start the second season!