Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 28, 2005

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 Percival: What a wondrous era is the 21st century. Percival: What's THAT? Some sort of long-legged badger?!! Woman: Um...it's a dog! Percival: Good God! It makes WATER! The Cutest Thing Ever Voice: Oh, my God! It's adorable! Cutest Thing Ever: Give me money, or I'll make your child cry. Voice: Oh. Um...okay. Dinkle, The Unlovable Loser DINKLE UP 4-ANYTHING: Does your name mean you are a female who is into groups and experimentation? 3-4YOUF, BI: No, it means I'm a 34-year-old undercover FBI agent. Guy In The Airport Who Thinks He's Fabulous Man: Pardon me... Ah... God, I'm fabulous. The Curse of the Mummy Explorer: What does it say, Professor? Professor: It says, "*@¢& off, you #$@ing %*&@!" Caption E-Contest Thanks for all the hilarious entries that arrived by e-mail. There certainly are a lot of budding humorists out there in cyberspace! LAST WEEK'S CONTEST - E-mail us a caption for this cartoon - AND THE WINNER IS... Deban Mupessa, who wrote: "Greetings, good sir. I apologize for contacting you without proper introductions. I am the Assistant Secretary for National Resource Allocation in Nigeria, and I am seeking a reputable individual into whose bank account I can deposit the proceeds of an oil sale. U.S. dollars 20 million, 8 million of which I would pay to you in recompense. Please respond with great alacrity and utmost confidentially your assent to my very profitable proposal." THE RUNNER-UP IS... HOTHOTHOT, who wrote: "Having trouble pleasing the ladies? Click here for XXXXcellent results NOW!" NEXT WEEK'S CONTEST - Supply a caption for this cartoon: NIGERIA NATURAL RESOURCE ALLOCATION Send your entries to: SFPCe-contest@yahoo.com