Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 18, 2005

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Hollywood Tales Tom, Brad & Russell in "Temper, Temper!" Tom Cruise: Brad Pitt! We've got to pick up Russell Crowe at the airport! Brad Pitt: Do you want to drive, Tom Cruise? Tom Cruise: Let me think about that. Tom Cruise: What do you say, L. Ron? L. Ron Hubbard: Let Brad drive...then you can choose the radio station. Tom Cruise: Here we go! HOLLYWOOD AIRPORT -> Brad Pitt: Now, Russell's got a temper, so whatever you do, don't anger him! BAM Brad Pitt: Oh no! A flat tire! Tom Cruise: Hurry, L. Ron! We'll be late! L. Ron Hubbard: Grunt Brad Pitt: We missed him! Tom Cruise: He'll be so mad! Brad Pitt: He probably took a taxi to his hotel! Tom Cruise: I'LL drive! Brad Pitt: Did you have flowers sent to his room? Tom Cruise: Yes! A dozen carnations. Brad Pitt: Oh, no! He hates carnations! HURRY! Tom Cruise: Here's the hotel! HOTEL Brad Pitt: Look out! CRASH Brad Pitt: That's the telephone pole! Tom Cruise: He won't be able to call... Brad Pitt: Tom! Russell Crowe: YAARRRR! The End