Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 24, 2005

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Boy: I can't believe you're playing this game! Girl: I'm NOT playing this game! Boy: You are too! And you're losing! Girl: No, YOU'RE the one playing! And I'm winning! Parent: You two should be doing homework! Are you playing that game? Boy & Girl: NO! THE BLAME GAME THE GAME YOU MUST DENY YOU'RE PLAYING...IN ORDER TO WIN!! Boy: "Hurricane hits, deaths mount." Why didn't YOU send help?! Girl: Why don't you ASK for help in a way that I couldn't pretend never happened? Pick an "UNIMAGINABLE, UNFORESEEABLE EVENT" card! Terrorists Strike No WMDs Found In Iraq New Orleans Levees Burst China Stops Buying US Treasurys America is beset by disaster after disaster. How nimbly can YOU blame others while accusing them of playing...THE BLAME GAME? Watch as America descends into chaos, war and financial ruin, while keeping a finger pointed at others! Then SPIN the "Blame Wheel"! WHO WILL WIN? WHO'S TO BLAME? I think it's unpatriotic to even ASK! I go ahead five spaces! MEDIA CIA UNDERLINGS YOU HIRED FBI LOCAL OFFICIALS CLINTON