Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 02, 2005

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Americans have marveled at the natural wonders depicted in the movie MARCH OF THE PENGUINS Conservatives have delighted in the tale of these creatures, who are not only monogamous, but they also cherish and protect the eggs containing their unborn offspring. What other nature documentaries confirms the rightness of Conservative, Republican values? LIBERATION OF THE BABOONS Two troops of hamadryas baboons wage a vicious fight over resource-rich savannah territory. This inspiring film shows us that pointless wars of aggression are perfectly normal. MUNCH OF THE OWLS Watch in awe as younger, weaker owlets are eaten in their nest by their stronger siblings. The lesson revealed? Shifting the tax burden from the rich to the poor is a beautiful part of the natural order. HATCH OF THE WASPS A catepillar is immobilized by the sting of a wasp, which deposits her eggs inside its body. The wasp larvae are born inside the caterpillar and then eat their way out of its still-alive body.