Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 14, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The Superhero With Omnipotent Powers! This Week: DANGER In The DORM! God-Man settles in to watch "Two Weeks Notice" on TBS when -- God-Man: Sandra Bullock is just adorable! Voice; HELP. God-Man: Aw, nuts -- God-Man: That cry for help came from Mid-Century University! God-Man: FEAR NOT! I'M HE- YOU?! FP Man: Ah, I knew you'd take the bait! God-Man: Not you again... FP Man: YES! Your arch-enemy -- FRESHMAN PHILOSOPHY-MAJOR MAN! God-Man: "Arch-enemy." Right... FP Man: And I can PROVE that you're NOT OMNIPOTENT! You can't just make one plus one equal THREE! FP Man: HA! The logic and structure of the universe couldn't exist if 1+1=3!! God-Man: Of course it can, you ninny. FP Man: WHAAA...? SNAP God-Man: It's just a little different. God-Man: What a pain! Well, if I hurry back, I can catch the end of "Three Weeks Notice." The End