Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 18, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The SMASH Musical Sensation... Barry: I'm getting too old to help my beloved GIANTS dethrone the YANKEES! Barry: I'd do ANYTHING to help the Giants win as the greatest baseball player ever! Devil: Wanna make me a deal? POOF! "Sold his soul for steroids" The Temptress and The 'Roid Rage Barry: Whatever Barry wants, Barry gets... The Reporters PRESS Man #1: Who's that new player? He's so big, it's scary. Man #2: Kinda reminds me of that skinny guy, Barry. The Commissioner Sings His Objections Barry Bonds in DAMN YANKEES BWAHAHAHA! Devil: I tricked you! The Giants STILL haven't won the World Series! Barry: Whatever, dude. I'm breaking every record and bringing in $20 mill a year.