Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 08, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Chicken Wire Momma Monkey: Momma, it was a nice visit, but I gotta go. Monkey: Sigh Celebri-Teasers Today's question - What would Hollywood star BRAD PITT look like in silhouette, with a scrambled version of his name? Answer: TBI DPART Product Placement Comics CHEE-ZOS CHEE-ZOS CHEE-ZOS Dinkle, The Unlovable Loser Jacket Required Man: Sorry, sir. I doubt you even OWN a jacket. BAM! BAM! BAM! Dinkle: Isn't it funny how you always think of the perfect comeback after you walked away? Anthropomorphic Antix Dog: Come on, boy. Pig: I don't understand. Aren't you both dogs? Dog: Well, isn't that a pork chop in your bag? Uncle Cap'n's Puzzle Pontoon Uncle Cap'n: Do these puzzles, ya smarty-pants little brats! Puzzle #1 What's the difference between these two pictures? ZZZZ ZZZZ Answer: One picture is positioned above the other on the page, perfessor. Puzzle #2 4 5 9 3 6 1 2 9 5 4 2 7 1 8 3 2 Follow these instructions EXACTLY, punks! FIRST, fill in the empty squares with numbers, or letters. What the hell do I care? THEN, go buy a carton of cigs and send it to me, NOW! Uncle Cap'n P#57130087 c/o Cotie Correctional Center Cotie, NC 28078