Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 06, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Dinkle the Unlovable Loser in "Making New Friends" Man: Die, Dinkle! Woman: Are you okay, sir? Why did those ruffians attack you?! Dinkle: I was trying to sell CRACK, but it turns out the stuff I bought was ROCK CANDY! Woman: Well, you couldn't have known! Dinkle: I'm a loser - and not in a lovable way at all. Woman: Well, I don't think you're a loser -- and I find you quite lovable. Dinkle: Come on, I'll buy you a cup of coffee. Woman: I'm just the kind of person who sees the GOOD in people! Dinkle: Uh...could I borrow five bucks? I forgot my wallet. Dinkle: Sorry I took so long. Here ya go. Woman: Anyway, I'll bet you succeed at many things! Dinkle: Drink up! Woman: And everybody sometimes has feelings of wor... Why do I feel so dizzy...and tired... Woman: Wh...? CALL 911 I TOOK ONE OF YOUR KIDNEYS - D Woman: That poor guy! I've got PYELEONPHRITIS -- my kidney isn't worth a dime! Woman: Die, Dinkle! Dinkle: SIGH