Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 17, 2007

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling An Incompetent Boob George W. Bush: I've put together this presentation on global warming because I feel so strongly about the issue. George W. Bush: At first, I was a skeptic, either denying the problem, or insisting it needed "further study." George W. Bush" But now I actively block government scientists from even referring to it. George W: Bush: "Sometimes the issue compels me to sit in hotel rooms, looking forlornly at my computer screen, playing Tetris." George W. Bush: I just learned how to make a chart on PowerPoint. George W. Bush: "I often meet with my top advisors to discuss the issue." George W. Bush: Uh, guys...? Dick Cheney: Not NOW, George! BAGHDAD George W. Bush: Let's face it -- the whole global warming thing is sort of bookish, and girly. I'm a war president! George W. Bush: So, for my sake, and the sake of my old energy industry buddies, I'm doing NOTHING about this during my term. Except for accepting my Oscar for this movie. Suck on that, Al Gore!