Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 08, 2007

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Billy Dare Boy Adventurer with Quentin in SMUGGLER'S CAPE Ch. VCDLII "Countdown to Armageddon" BZZT BZZT Billy: The secret Positron-phone! Billy: This must be important! Hello, Commander! Commander: Billy, we've learned that EVIL ORGANIZATION has been stockpiling nuclear weapons! Billy: You mean the Entirely Venal International Legion of Operatives Resolved to...? Commander: Yes, yes! We don't have time! Commander: Billy, EVIL ORGANIZATION's goal is to destroy civilization! Billy: I'm on my way! Come on, Quentin! Commander: The fate of the planet rests with you, lad. Billy: You can count on me, sir. RING RING Billy: I've got to go, Commander! It's my double-secret Electronphone! Commander: Your what?! Jimmy: Billy! It's me, Jimmy! Jimmy: Lauren told me that Emily is headed to the mall with Hannah. Billy: Wow! Billy :This is the perfect time to sort of causally bump into her there! BZZT BZZT Jimmy: Exactly! Let's go! Billy: Jimmy, can we do this QUICKLY? BZZT BZZT Jimmy: Half hour, tops. LATER -- In fairness, it was sort of ridiculous to put the fate of the world in the hands of a KID!