Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 15, 2008

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Elections and polls too close to call! Too much at stake to continue to fight! The White Guy The Black Guy The White Chick They combine forces and become... The Presidential Mod Squad John: Okay, team, unemployment rose again! Hillary, what do you think -- another stimulus package? Hillary: You know, John, I'm happy to answer that question, but I think it's ODD that I'm always the one who goes FIRST. John: Oh, and it's fine for you to complain and get teary about it, but when Bush slimed me in the 2000 primaries, I had to MAN-UP and TAKE IT! Barack: Yeah, it's touch being a white man! YOU can embrace an anti-catholic bigot, but even if I REJECT and RENOUNCE Farrakhan's endorsement, it's STILL not enough! Hillary: This is ridiculous! Nothing ever gets done! Barack: But our ratings are sky high! Let's face it! America loves... A White Guy A Black Guy, And A White Chick John: Grr...inexperienced, wants a free pass... Barack: Privileged, entitled... Hillary: Glass ceiling, double standard...