Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 07, 2008

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Zone of Surprising, Ironic Plot Twists ! How To Serve Man Hilarious Only To The British Man: I say, when's the last time you tidied up in here? Man #2: Don't know. Why? Man: Because there's a hedgehog in the loo! A hedgehog!! Classix Comix Not a substitute for reading the text or for classroom discussion of the text. The Odyssey Homer: Must get home to my wife! Homer: Finally...home... Wife: You frogto to take out the garbage when you left! BONK The Epic/ Brutal Report Man: Dudes, seven-foot breakers at San "O" Beach! Men: EPIC! Man: But...we don't even surf...we're software engineers in Dayton. Men: Brutal... HUGO, Starring Jude Law Jude Law in Hugo Man: Hugo, did you eat my chicken paprikash? Hugo: I can't tell a lie! Hugo: So I won't say a thing! Cast Hugo...Jude Law Uncle Cap'n's Crafts Contest! Uncle Cap'n: Today, we're making CRYSTALS, ya scurvy brats! Who can make the COOLEST, SHINIEST CRYSTALS? Use these instructions to make lots of crystals, then mail them to me at: Uncle Cap'n Trailer Behind The Laundromat Louisville, KY The winner will get a bag of Skittles or something! All entries become the property of Uncle Cap'n Entertainment Concepts, Inc. Okay, here's how you make these cool crystals: Get a cooking pot, some Sudafed, lithium batteries, drain cleaner, aphdrous ammonia Boy: HOLD IT! Kids, he's trying to get you to make CRYSTAL METH! It's illegal and deadly dangerous! Uncle Cap'n: Okay, the winner gets a BIKE! Boy: HELP