Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 02, 2008
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Education of Louis Boy: Wow, does Louis have big ears, or what? They're ginormous! How can he stand it? Boy: Louis seems like a loser. He probably spent last night watching "TV's Greatest Pranks" with his parents. Boy #1: Haw! Look at Louis! Boy #2: Check out Louis Maltby! Man, I'm glad I'm not him! Boy: Louis is just standing there, saying nothing. I'll bet he's never even TOUCHED a girl! Woman: Oh, here's that kid with the big nose and strangely narrow shoulders. And what's up with him and the tater tots? Girl: I wonder if Louis eats tater tots his legs are Blake: I know what you're thinking, Louis. Louis: Huh? Blake: You're wondering why I'm wearing this nerdy shirt. It's because I'm going to my dad's office after school. Louis: Whatever, Blake, that's cool. It's not as though I sit around all day thinking about you. Blake: Okay, okay. Blake: Louis wears pretty dorky clothes all the time, and he has no excuse. And didn't he wear that shirt on Monday?
Tut, tut. A boy becomes a man after watching the films of Steven Seagal.
Or … Whoopi Goldberg.