Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 10, 2010

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Hollingsworth Hound TM in "Starve the Beast" Pendrick: Uncle Hollingsworth, tell me again about the terrible BEAST! Hound: Right before bedtime? Pendrick: Yes, yes! Hound: It was a beast that was destroying all the land! It would steal money from our most valued citizens! And it made the underclass pampered and soft! HELP WANTED WELFARE CHECK But a mighty warrior came to the land... ...RONALD RAVEN! Pendrick: Oo! And he smote the beast with his sword? Hound: No, no, Pendrick! Hound: He started to slowly... STARVE IT TO DEATH! Pendrick: Is it dead? Hound: Not yet! But we're almost there! Pendrick: Golly, I want to SEE this beast! Pendrick: I heard it dwells behind these decrepit walls! PUBLIC SCHOOL Pendrick: Oh, my god! It's too horrible! Teacher: ...and 3+3=6... KOFF KOFF 3+2 = 5 3+3 = 6 3+4 = 7 POOF Pendrick: Uncle! I dreamt I SAW THE BEAST! It was teaching poor children! And caring for the old and sick! PANT PANT Hound: Just a nightmare, Pendrick! It will be morning in America! We're almost there, folks! PAID FOR BY THE STARVE THE BEAST FOUNDATION