Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 19, 2011

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The World You're On! This Week: CORPORATIONS Hey, Kids! You hear a lot about CORPORATIONS these days! Where did they come from? Are they awesome? Radical? or Extreme?! Rap Corner CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO! If you meet one, treat it just like anyone else! If you want to be its friend, offer it candy or tax incentives, or it will leave. Corporations Have Constitutional Rights! Free speech, the right to bear arms... the works! Future generations will view our denial of their RIGHT TO VOTE as an indelible stain on our history! Homo Corporatus Aetna Scientists believe corporations are simply a part of the natural progression of humanity. Others think they are more like ANGELS. MAIL BAG U.S. MAIL Dear World, What if someone finds himself accidentally walking into the State House carrying draft articles of incorporation? He must file them immediately. To fail to do so is a sin called a "corporate abortion"! LUNAR LOONY ASKS: Lunar: So corporations should be TAXED on their income? Earth: NO! A corporation isn't a PERSON! It's just a name for a group of people! Where do you get these ideas?