Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 28, 2011

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Lucky Ducky The Poor Little Duck Who's Rich In Luck in "This Means War!" HOUNDSVILLE BILLIONAIRE CLUB Hound: Gentlemen, the lower classes have gotten too uppity! It's time to hit 'em and hit 'em HARD! The Enemy Hound: This is nothing less than an all-out fight for all of Houndsville! BATTLE THE RICH THE POOR Hound: First: air strike! Lobbying from above -- pour money in, and buy every politician! Hound: Now, into the fray! C'mon, men! Lower the tax rates for the super-wealthy! Hound: Attack the regulatory regime -- WE make more money, and RISKS shift to EVERYONE ELSE! Hound: Cut social services off from funding! Let them shrivel and die! CHARGE! Hound: Men, we're WINNING! Wealth inequality is approaching third-world levels! Hound: Every social safety net is under assault and teetering on obliteration! Hound: EEP! OCCUPY HOUNDSVILLE Man #1: Th-that's CLASS WARFARE! Man #2: MAN DOWN! Hound: My feelings are hurt! LUCKY DUCKY: GOTCHA! MAN #3: Have you no shame? The End