Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 21, 2012

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The Omnipotent Superhero! The Movie! God-Man: Hi, I'm God-Man...uh...and I stink! Heh-heh. Woman: Uh, God-Man. Why are you so, like, lame-o? God-Man: Heh-heh. Because I suck. Heh-heh. God-Man Fan Club Boy #1: Guys! Check this out! God-Man: Look at me! I'm a doofus! Boy #2: It...it's horrible! Boy #3: Something must be done about this! Boy #1: Let's spread the word across all of God-Man fandom! And, so - Yo, It's Groovy News Home Groovy News Rumors Joss Rumor Groovy News God-Man, The Movie With its sub-basement production values, and execrable acting, it's hard to see why most powerful superhero got the sloppiest cinematic treatment. This makes Affleck's Daredevil look like Citizen Kane. I give it 4 RIOT-AND-KILL-AMBASSADORS. Man #1: God-Man is in dire need of our help! Man #2: RIOT! Man #3: Murder in the name of God-Man! Man #1: Where IS God-Man?! Man #2: I must concentrate on informing God-Man of this grave insult! NEXT A few miles away, God-Man is saving children from a broken bridge when his omniscience power receives a mental message - Voice: God-Man! Several jerks made a bad video insulting y... God-Man: I'M BUSY!